diff --git a/src/boddle.db b/src/boddle.db
index c68bb08cdb3af69e5f08e528e0c83da0c4d58b6a..4aa0804767f195347b79f931cf817c77f8e97e81 100644
Binary files a/src/boddle.db and b/src/boddle.db differ
diff --git a/src/bot.go b/src/bot.go
index 4ff1568af8dfb8c1779c6da1b3cae07945b2b2ca..b04e18306c7adaa4243b1edaec5e781d7d8057a5 100644
--- a/src/bot.go
+++ b/src/bot.go
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ import "database/sql"
import _ "github.com/mattn/go-sqlite3"
var dead = true
+var arsch = false
type irc_msg struct {
channel string
@@ -52,7 +53,7 @@ func scanline_privmsg (msg string) irc_msg {
t = strings.Split(irc.channel, " :")
irc.channel, irc.msg = t[0], t[1]
t = strings.Split(irc.msg, "\r\n")
- irc.msg = t[0]
+ irc.msg = strings.TrimSpace(t[0])
if ! strings.HasPrefix(irc.channel, "#") {
irc.channel = irc.author
}
@@ -79,26 +80,6 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
"zinn_des_lebens": true,
}
-/*
- if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">") {
- if strings.Compare(ircmsg.author, "cody") == 0 {
- sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "klein cody möchte bitte von mama mute aus dem bällebad abgeholt werden!")
- return true
- } else if strings.Compare(ircmsg.author, "mute") == 0 {
- bloederspruch := []string{"awwwww mal wieder auf der Suche nach Liebe?",
- "Hallo kleiner :)",
- "Du suchst was lustiges oder? hamma ned",
- "Kääääääääääääääääääsebrot!",
- "Ja, das sind nur endlich viele dumme Sprüche...",
- "lalallalaallaalaaaaaa",
- "Bist du ein Blobfisch?",
- "Erst haten und dann doch nutzen...."}
-
- sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, bloederspruch[rand.Int()%len(bloederspruch)])
- }
- }
-*/
-
if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">help") {
// help
input := strings.Split(ircmsg.msg, " ")
@@ -128,10 +109,14 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
helpmsg = "get your personalized database-related nickname by calling >idb or get one for your friend with >idb <name>"
case "flirt":
helpmsg = "get flirt messages with >flirt or flirt with your best friend using >flirt <your love>"
+ case "hate":
+ helpmsg = "get hate messages with >hate or hate with your best friend using >hate <your love>"
case "add jokes":
helpmsg = "type >add jokes for more information"
case "add flirt":
helpmsg = "add your best pick up line using >add flirt <pickup line>"
+ case "add hate":
+ helpmsg = "add your best break up line using >add hate <breakup line>"
case "geh schlafen":
helpmsg = "send the bot to sleep until the next reconnect"
case "deutsch":
@@ -147,6 +132,14 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
fmt.Sprintf(strings.Join(functs, ", "))))
}
+ } else if strings.Compare(ircmsg.msg, ">arsch on") == 0 && strings.Compare(ircmsg.author, "horscchtey") == 0 {
+ // info
+ arsch = true
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "OH YEAH BABY")
+ } else if strings.Compare(ircmsg.msg, ">arsch off") == 0 && strings.Compare(ircmsg.author, "horscchtey") == 0 {
+ // info
+ arsch = false
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "dis not gud")
} else if strings.Compare(ircmsg.msg, ">info") == 0 {
// info
sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "created in golang with love, cats and tears >:)")
@@ -268,26 +261,41 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
if err != nil {
fmt.Printf("nargh")
}
- fmt.Printf(joke)
_, err = statement.Exec(count, curr, joke);
if err != nil {
panic(err)
return true
}
sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "i guess that worked")
- } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">flirt preisi") {
- sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "~PREISI IST SEXY~ - deine Verehrer von dem neuen Ecksofa.")
- } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">flirt") || strings.Contains(ircmsg.msg, " liebe ") || strings.Contains(ircmsg.msg, " Liebe ") || strings.Contains(ircmsg.msg, " love ") || strings.Contains(ircmsg.msg, " Love ") {
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">wisdom") {
+ // wisdom
+ db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+
+ rows, err := db.Query("select e.wisdom from wisdom e ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ var wisdom string
+ for rows.Next() {
+ var curr string
+ rows.Scan(&curr)
+ wisdom = curr
+ }
+ rows.Close()
+
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, wisdom)
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">flirt") {
// flirt
- var ppl []string
- if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">flirt") {
- for _, v := range strings.Split(ircmsg.msg, " ") {
- if ! strings.HasPrefix(v, ">flirt") {
- ppl = append(ppl, v)
- }
- }
+ var ppl string
+ if len(ircmsg.msg) > 7 {
+ ppl = string(([]rune(ircmsg.msg))[7:len(ircmsg.msg)])
} else {
- ppl = append(ppl,ircmsg.author)
+ ppl = ircmsg.author
}
db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
@@ -309,12 +317,77 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
}
rows.Close()
- if (len(ppl) == 0) {
- sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, flirt)
+ endstring := len(flirt)-1
+
+ for endstring > 0 {
+ curr := int(flirt[endstring])
+ if (curr > 64 && curr < 91) || (curr > 96 && curr < 123) {
+ break;
+ }
+ endstring = endstring - 1
+ }
+ endstring = endstring + 1
+ var outstr string
+ if (endstring > 0) && (endstring < len(flirt)) {
+ outstr = fmt.Sprintf("%s, %s%s <3",
+ string(flirt[0:endstring]),
+ ppl,
+ string(flirt[endstring:len(flirt)]) )
+ } else {
+ outstr = fmt.Sprintf("%s, %s <3",
+ flirt, ppl )
+ }
+
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, outstr)
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">hate") {
+ // hate
+ var ppl string
+ if len(ircmsg.msg) > 6 {
+ ppl = string(([]rune(ircmsg.msg))[6:len(ircmsg.msg)])
+ } else {
+ ppl = ircmsg.author
+ }
+
+ db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+
+ rows, err := db.Query("select e.hate from hate e ORDER BY RANDOM() LIMIT 1")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
return true
+ }
+ var hate string
+ for rows.Next() {
+ var curr string
+ rows.Scan(&curr)
+ hate = curr
+ }
+ rows.Close()
+
+ endstring := len(hate)-1
+
+ for endstring > 0 {
+ curr := int(hate[endstring])
+ if (curr > 64 && curr < 91) || (curr > 96 && curr < 123) {
+ break;
+ }
+ endstring = endstring - 1
+ }
+ endstring = endstring + 1
+ var outstr string
+ if (endstring > 0) && (endstring < len(hate)) {
+ outstr = fmt.Sprintf("%s, %s%s :/",
+ string(hate[0:endstring]),
+ ppl,
+ string(hate[endstring:len(hate)]) )
} else {
- sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf("%s, %s <3", flirt, fmt.Sprintf(strings.Join(ppl, ", "))))
+ outstr = fmt.Sprintf("%s, %s :/",
+ hate, ppl )
}
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, outstr)
} else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, "horscchtey: fix") {
sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "Hat mich denn hier niemand so lieb, wie ich bin? :(")
} else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">add flirt") {
@@ -353,6 +426,95 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
return true
}
sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "congrats, no woman will ever like you")
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">add flirt") {
+ if ! jokeusers[ircmsg.author] {
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "ur a cum-puter sciene student, learn how to flirt!")
+ }
+ t := strings.SplitN(ircmsg.msg, "add flirt ",2)
+ if len(t) != 2 {
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf("usage: add flirt <really romantic stuff here>"))
+ return true
+ }
+ flirt := t[1]
+
+ // open database
+ db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+
+ // get number of jokes
+ var count int
+ row := db.QueryRow("SELECT COUNT(*) FROM flirt")
+ err = row.Scan(&count)
+ if err != nil {
+ fmt.Printf("num failed\n")
+ }
+ // insert ...
+ statement, err := db.Prepare ("insert into flirt (id, flirt) values (?,?)")
+ if err != nil {
+ fmt.Printf("nargh")
+ }
+ _, err = statement.Exec(count, flirt);
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "congrats, no woman will ever like you")
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">add hate") {
+ if ! jokeusers[ircmsg.author] {
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "ur a cum-puter sciene student, learn how to hate!")
+ }
+ t := strings.SplitN(ircmsg.msg, "add hate ",2)
+ if len(t) != 2 {
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf("usage: add hate <really romantic stuff here>"))
+ return true
+ }
+ hate := t[1]
+
+ // open database
+ db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ // insert ...
+ statement, err := db.Prepare ("insert into hate (hate) values (?)")
+ if err != nil {
+ fmt.Printf("nargh")
+ }
+ _, err = statement.Exec(hate);
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "congrats, no woman will ever like you")
+ } else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">add wisdom") {
+ t := strings.SplitN(ircmsg.msg, "add wisdom ",2)
+ if len(t) != 2 {
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf("usage: add wisdom <really romantic stuff here>"))
+ return true
+ }
+ wisdom := t[1]
+
+ // open database
+ db, err := sql.Open("sqlite3", "./boddle.db")
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ // insert ...
+ statement, err := db.Prepare ("insert into wisdom (wisdom) values (?)")
+ if err != nil {
+ fmt.Printf("nargh")
+ }
+ _, err = statement.Exec(wisdom);
+ if err != nil {
+ panic(err)
+ return true
+ }
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, "wise words added")
} else if strings.HasPrefix(ircmsg.msg, ">idb") {
// idb
t := strings.SplitN(ircmsg.msg, " ", 2)
@@ -451,6 +613,15 @@ func parsemsg(line string, foo bot) bool {
sorrybro := "Sorry bro I did not understand that..."
helpingoffer := "you can type >help for more information on my skills"
sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf("%s %s", sorrybro, helpingoffer))
+ } else if (rand.Int()%50) == 0 && arsch == true {
+ var words []string
+ for _, v := range strings.Split(ircmsg.msg, " ") {
+ words = append(words, v)
+ }
+ if len(words) > 2 {
+ words[rand.Int()%len(words)] = "arsch"
+ }
+ sendmsg(foo.conn, ircmsg.channel, fmt.Sprintf(strings.Join(words, " ")))
}
return true
}